| G ..D..C |
| Let me stay |
| G ..D..C |
| One more day |
| G D C |
| It would mean so much to me |
| Am ..D |
| I won't make a sound |
| Am .D |
| I'll just hang around |
| Am ..D |
| I'll sit where the last one sat |
| C D |
| But oh no |
| ..G .D C |
| I'd never do that |
| G .D C |
| Take my mouth as far as you can see |
| G ..D .C |
| It stretches father than I care to think |
| G D C |
| Put me out of my misery |
| Am ..D |
| If I could keep it shut |
| Am D |
| I wouldn't be in this rut |
| Am .D |
| With less chance than a laboratory rat |
| .C |
| Oh no |
| ..G .D Bm G D |
| I'd never do that |
| ..Bm ..G C |
| You're a master of illusion |
| You say you do - but you don't |
| You think I will - I know I won't |
| G D C |
| G D .C |
| When I see you sitting there |
| G .D ..C |
| It sends a shock right through me |
| G .D ..C |
| I never thought an ordinary chair |
| G ..D ..C |
| Could have such poetry |
| Am .D |
| I don't deserve your time |
| Am .D |
| I haven't got the tact |
| Am .D |
| I live above my means in fact |
| ..C |
| Oh no |
| ..G .D C |
| I'd never do that |
| ..G .D C |
| I'd never do that |
| ..G .D C |
| I'd never do that |
| ..G .D C |
| I'd never do that |